Archive for April, 2008

Sexiest of the sexes

Since I have an incredibly intelligent and sexy fiance of my own, I thought I would ask her opinion on who were the sexiest people in the world. She collaborated with her 18-year old daughter, and, to put it bluntly, I was surprised. But her taste in men explains why I got so lucky.    :)

On the Top Ten Sexy Men list, she actually added a few honorable mentions: Vanilla Ice (how he looks now, not when he was a star), Patrick Dempsey, and Simon Cowell. But here are her top ten.

1. Johnny Depp–She says it’s the big brown eyes. Way to go Kentucky Boy!

2. Uncle Kracker–I admit I had to Google him. Then I was confused.

3. John Goodman–You know, the sweaty slob that hunkered up to Roseanne in the show.

4. That Kevin guy who stars in King of Queens, and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

5. Silent Bob (Kevin Smith)–I think she liked him best when he was nice and plump in the movie with Jennifer Garner.

6. John Belushi–Gotta love Johnny Boy.

7. Johnny Bench–”I had a big crush on him when I was a kid” she says.

8. John Travolta–She probably had Vinnie Barbarino on her wall. I’ll have to ask.

9. Johnny Knoxville–I think she is attracted to his reckless stupidity. IDK, obviously.

and, the coup de grace…………….

10. Larry the Cable Guy–Her daughter concurred. And I think I hear Rod Serling narrating in the back of my mind.

Guys, there’s no way to predict which guy your woman might think is a hotty. So don’t even try.

As far as the sexiest women I noted a predilection toward blondes, especially ones that look like her. I’m sharing that sentiment, BTW.

1. Marilyn Monroe–Her idol. I once told her I thought Audrey Hepburn was more beautiful and I think she thought I was retarded.

2. Drew Barrymore–She is kinda adorable now that she’s cleaned up her act some.

3. Laura Wright–A soap opera actress. Gorgeous, but you might have to Google.

4, Sherri Moon–The warrior babe that Rob Zombie landed.

5. Kim Basinger–Yep.

6. Daryl Hannah–She had to have it going on. After all, she dated JFK Jr. .

7. Anna Kournikova–Easy on the eyes indeed.

8. Sandra Bullock–Everyone in the world loves Sandra Bullock, so she marries a mechanic. “Sigh”

9. Jennifer Garner–Another adorable girl. She likes her in 13 Going on 30. Personally, I think JG’s too good for Ben Afleck.

and, after much deliberation, and having seemingly given up the mental search she blurted out the name….

10. Brittany Murphy–Worth the wait I think.

My apologies to the fat Kevin guy who stars in King of Queens. I’m sorry I don’t remember your name, but cripes, dude, you should have been more famous.